logs, boobs and falling out

Back in work, and as usual, I'm looking to do as little as possible. I'm working quite hard at evading the mountain of paperwork in front of me, hence my being back here writing yet another pointless missive.

Last week I fired up the club pc and let Jacki and Chris read the log I did of the trip down to the Scillies. General opinion... a humorous and accurate rendition of what actually happened. Sort of.

Luckily they did'nt delve too deep otherwise they would have come across my scriblings about my deep passion and love for Jacki, along the lines of -

'she stroked his manly beard and moaned into his ear " I want you, now". Quickly he ripped off her skimpy black bikini, the one she only used for sunbathing; the one which only just covered her womanly charms; the one that.............'

you get the drift.

I subsequently dived into the "EDIT" function and erased all mention of illicit love of Chris' wife. I'm sure it would embarass Jacki too. I have to say that bikini is on the 'loose' side. It reminded me of the time when the comely Sarah Yak wore an evening dress that was so daring that her 'ample' boobs threatened to fall out at any and every opportunity, and was thereafter christened as 'the great escape'

Only joking Jacki [walks off with a smug smirk on his face]

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